- They can’t cross hatch pen and ink illustrations.
- They don’t know anything about Shakespeare.
- They can’t play the ukulele.
- They never eat your homework when you want them to.
- They have two extra legs.
- They lack of proper bathroom etiquette.
- They can’t color correct images in Photoshop.
- They express their Uncontrolled Sexual Urges on your Leg.
- They are ineligible for public office.
- They can’t eat Chocolate, but they can eat their own poop.
I recently received a rebuttal to this post from one Mister Spot Doggy.
Here is his Spot’s doggy response to 10 things I hate about dogs.