Monthly Archives: July 2011

Lord Voldemort Doesn’t Want You to Know This

 

Since I tossed my shoes, I’ve become of aware of three fascinating facts. Facts the Dark Lord doesn’t want shod folk to know.

  1. barefoot in the snow

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    The ground is warmer than you think. Even when it rains around mid day, the pavement is always a few degrees hotter than you suppose. Shoes really do cut you off from the ground. Temperature is just one way.

  2. The same terrain is not the same. The same patch of land offers various experiences depending on the weather conditions, the time of year, and the spell that has been cast upon it by a witch, wizard, or warlock. Wet asphalt in fall feels different from wet asphalt in summer. The same stretch of sidewalk takes on a new sensation when it’s covered in autumn leaves, dust, or blood.
  3. Lord Voldemort on the back of Professor Quirre...

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    You are on your feet more than you think. Your feet are your number one point of contact with the world. When you are barefoot you can experience it fully; even an evil villain will derive more pleasure from walking barefoot. Lord Voldemort, for example, walks barefoot through the blood of his fallen enemies in the latest Harry Potter movie. It was refreshing to see a barefooter who wasn’t being depicted as a tree hugging hippie. Incidentally, I read all of Harry Potter books and while I enjoyed Rowling’s story imagination and pacing, I think Harry Potter is a weak, uninspiring character. He wears shoes–strike one–he isn’t braver or smarter than his comrades, and he doesn’t change. He learns nothing from his experience; he’s the same person, just grown up. As far as YA fantasy fiction goes, there are better series out there: The Last Apprentice is pretty good; I’m also sort of into The Rangers’ Apprentice–it’s a bit too Christian for me, but pretty entertaining. With regard to general YA fiction, I think His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman is hard to beat. But I really liked the The Black Tattoo and the Monster Blood Tattoo series. Read them barefoot, it makes a difference.

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5 Reasons NOT to Drink Bottled Water in the Sweltering Heat

 

First of all, YOU SHOULD DRINK PLENTY OF WATER & COCONUT WATER FOR ELECTROLYTES IN THE SUMMER. Proper hydration is essential for barefoot health. BOTTLED WATER isn’t. It’s a DEADLY lie sold by mega corporations. Bottled water is harmful to your health, the planet, and your wallet.
Here are FIVE REASONS TO DITCH BOTTLED WATER

  1. Plastic bottled water contains a harmful chemical, BPA. Studies suggest that BPA mimics hormones. Exposure to BPA can cause a wide variety of health issues.  Journal of the American Medical Association.[110][111] The cross-sectional study of almost 1,500 people assessed exposure to bisphenol A by looking at levels of the chemical in urine. The authors found that higher bisphenol A levels were significantly associated with heart disease, and diabetes.
  2. Plastic waste from bottled water is killing the ocean and our planet. Trashed plastic fills the ocean with a toxic soup. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, also described as the Pacific Trash Vortex  is patch of poisonous ocean. The chemicals are deadly to fish and worst of all, jellyfish ingest the soup and carry to toxins to other parts of the sea.

    Bottle of Sprite given up on a beach of Pas-de...

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  3. Plastic wastes our nation’s stupid supply of nasty planet murdering oil. Plastic for bottled water takes the equivalent of about 17.6 million barrels of oil. That’s WITHOUT transportation–the oil waste is exclusively from making the bottles themselves.
  4. It’s a waste of money. The price of bottled water is usually  at least triple the cost of tap water. But isn’t it better quality? Read on.
  5. Most bottled water comes from public water sources. It’s really just filtered TAP WATER and there aren’t any regulations on its safety. Contrary to popular belief, bottle water is NOT safer than American tap water. Tap water is highly regulated, bottled water is not.

Alternative water containers for barefoot runners

  • Stainless Steel Water Bottle
    (safe sturdy, but weighty, the MOST practical, sensible alternative for the barefoot runner).

    A calabash gourd, used for drinking mate.

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  • Hippie Style Waterskin/ Bota Bag (Groovy, cool, very barefoot runner. But, it’s leather and they require constant care; also, they add a funky taste to the water and you have to clean then. Still better than plastic (if you use the traditional lining, NOT latex), plus they’re way more stylish.)
  • Water Gourds (About as impractical as the bota bag. Same drawbacks and killer primitive style.)
BTW, drinking too much water during strenuous exercise can lead to hypnoatremia–a deadly condition. Drinking Coconut Water is the BEST way to stay hydrated in the sweltering heat. It will restore lost electrolytes, it also provides key nutrients to prevetn “post run blues” /post run nasties.
Read my
Article about Coconut Water for More Information about this Excellent All Natural, Healthy Nutrient Dense Electrolyte Drink that you Pick up at most grocery stores.
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Barefoot Muscle Memory

 
Collage of varius Gray's muscle pictures by Mi...

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Do your muscles remember the time Ryan’s buddies held you against the wall while he punched you in the gut? Do they remember the twist in his face when he realized he couldn’t hurt you because you did sit-ups everyday? They must remember how the sneaky bastard waited for you to walk past the blind alley and the hard thump, the sharp bolt of pain, the breath knocked clean from your lungs; they might even remember the sound of that cracked rib.

The body never really lets go of the anguish of past; instead it just twitches some of it out every now and then. It’s like wringing a towel. You can twist it hard and furious, but it’s always going to have some damp in it. If you want it dry, you have to give to the sun.

At some point everything goes to the sun, muscles, bones, the ones we love. Maybe that’s why the body tries to hold onto everything to store it in everyplace it can find; so one day you can remember everything: the first time you mother hugged you, your first barefoot run, your first kiss…

Muscles, muscles, my army of movement, I praise you, I sing your hymn. Without you I am a pile of flesh.  May you be happy, may you be healthy, may you carry my memories, my pain, my pleasure, my very life with ease.

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This Blog Post Can Save Your Life

 

Heat exhaustion can be lethal. 

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Heat illness begins with completely treatable heat exhaustion, but it can progress to a full blown, deadly heat stroke. Each year about 688 people in the USA die from heat illness.  Here are the early warning signs of heat exhaustion:

  1. Lightheadedness
  2. Nausea
  3. Muscle Cramps and Spasms
  4. Headache 
  5. Vomiting

Treatment:
Stop running or exercising. Get out of the sun and heat right away. Rehydrate with water, chia gel, or a sports drink. If nausea or vomiting prevents fluid intake, and IV drip may be required.

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Secret Trick that Makes any Woman Horny (Guest Post)

 

GUEST POST by Guido La Brone (aka The Sausage Party)

 

Bikini Model

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My name is Guido La Brone and I want to share a secret with you. I wasn’t always the player I am today. I stumbled across this trick at a night club. I was tired if getting turned down for steamy one night stands and my hand was really sore. In a flash, the answer came to me.

This trick is so easy anyone can do it. It doesn’t matter what you look like, skinny, fat, in shape, out of shape, but you do need some money or access to someone who likes guitars.

OK here’s the secret trick to making any woman instantly horny:

Dress real nice, put on some gold chains and classy  outfit, something with silk. And give her some trumpets, saxophones, or tubas. You got yourself one horny woman!

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Spot’s Reply to 10 Things I Hate about Dogs

 

My name is Spot. Your take on canine culture is full of holes. I would say more, but we dogs have to do everything 7 times faster than you slow-poke humans.

PS,

As you can see from the beautifully rendered image above, dogs can, indeed, cross-hatch; we just suck at drawing.

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10 Things I Hate About Dogs

 
  1. They can’t cross hatch pen and ink illustrations.
  2. They don’t know anything about Shakespeare.
    puppies

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  3. They can’t play the ukulele.
  4. They never eat your homework when you want them to.
  5. They have two extra legs.
  6. They lack of proper bathroom etiquette.
  7. They can’t color correct images in Photoshop.
  8. They express their Uncontrolled Sexual Urges on your Leg.
  9. They are ineligible for public office.
  10. They can’t eat Chocolate, but they can eat their own poop.
I recently received a rebuttal to this post from one Mister Spot Doggy.
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