About Gorn
You may know Captain Gorn from the hit series Star Trek. We met years after his prime-time debut and became fast friends. Like me Gorn denies that he is actually a reptilian humanoid. But unlike me, he actually is a reptilian humanoid.
We know that despite his vehement protests, Gorn treads the universe completely unshod:
It was Gorn’s intergalactic barefoot experience that led to my exclusive interview with the popular reptilian humanoid life-form. Unfortunately, the Gorn Captain passed away shortly after our interchange. Perhaps, as the summer progresses, he may learn to traanscend the Great Beyond to correct my spelling. Only time will tell. 
To mourn a mischief that is past and gone is the next way to draw new mischief on.
–Billy Shakespeare