5 & 1/2 Funny Barefoot Jokes

  1. Change a Lightbulb

    Q: How many barefooters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Lightbulb!!!? Before the Big Energy Companies came around, Candles lit the world perfectly fine.

    1/2: Joke
    Q: How many barefooters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Two. One to remove the old bulb and another to charge the new bulb hundreds of dollars so it can learn to run naturally.

  2. Under the Stars

    A Barefoot Runner and Shod Runner are camping.

    They climb into their sleeping bags and then gaze at the night sky. The Barefooter says, “Look up, my shod friend. What do you see?”

    The shod runner says, “I see thousands of glittering stars.”

    The barefooter says, “And what does that mean to you?”

    “Well,” says the shod runner, “I guess it means we will have another nice day running tomorrow. What does it mean to you, my barefoot buddy?”

    “To me,” says the barefoot runner,”it means you forgot to pack our tent, AGAIN.”

  3. Crossing the River

    Three cross country runners were trail running when they came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it.

    The first one prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across the river. It was a struggle, but he made it.

    Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength and ability to cross this river.” Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river and stay dry.

    The third one caught on and prayed saying, “Please God, give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this river.” And Poof! God turned him into a barefoot runner. He looked at his map, then ran with perfect stride technique–the real miracle–across the bridge.

  4. The Bar

    A barefoot runner walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, “Why the short face?

  5. Broke

    A barefoot runner limps into the Doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I ran a marathon barefoot. Now my right foot is killing me. Can you take a look at it?”

    “Sure,” says the doc, “let me get my stethoscope, so I can take a listen.” The doc puts the stethoscope to the top of barefooter’s foot. He hears a scraggy voice say “Doc, can you give me 5 bucks?”

    Then the doctor moves the stethoscope to the runner’s ankle. He hears another scraggy voice, “Hey Doc, can you give me 10 bucks?”

    Then he puts the stethoscope to the sole of the runner’s foot and hears yet another a scraggy voice “Doc, can you give me a 20 bucks?”

    The doctor sighs.

    “Well, doc.” says the barefoot runner,”What’s wrong with my foot?”

    The Doctor shakes his head from side to side and says, “I’m afraid your foot is broke in three places.”

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