5 Easy Ways to Laugh at Health Nuts

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but where he did he get his protein?

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

3: 1 environmentalist vegan to recycle to the old bulb, 1 activist vegan to protest nuclear energy, and 1 female vegan to show off her hairy legs & underarms as she installs the new one.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn’t need to change, it already gets its energy from power PLANTS.

How many Paleo Guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

No! Fire BAD!!!
Caveman diet

A Vegan, Paleo Guy, & a Cannibal Walk into a Pub.

The bartender asks, “What can I get for you?”
The Vegan says, “Get me your raw organic salad plate.”
The Paleo Guy says, “Get me your grass-fed-beef-on-a-grain-free bun-hamburger plate.”
The cannibal says, “When they’re finished eating, get me two plates.”

Youtube Version of select jokes:

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Valen Longfeather's Barefoot Comedy
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