Yes, I have a twisted sense of humor. But I’m tired of reading all of the BS about the deficiencies of a Vegan diet.
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The vegan community was hiding this from the carnivores.
About once a week, they would eat STEAK.
And they would say, “Don’t tell anyone. No one can know that we eat steak because our vegan diet fails us. It doesn’t give us all the nutrients. So once a week, we have to eat steak in secret. Just to keep up the facade; so that everyone thinks that our vegan diet works.”
And I said, “That’s not right. We can live on just fruits and vegetables. We don’t need meat!”
And they said,
“No! You shut up! YOU MUST EAT MEAT ONCE A WEEK IF YOU WANT TO BE A TRUE VEGAN.” And I said, “No! I don’t want to eat red meat. It’s not healthy.”
And they said, “If you don’t eat red meat once a week, then you WILL HAVE TO EAT THE MEAT OF MEAT. The meat that is the REAL MEAT.”
And I said, “What do you mean by, ‘ The eat that is the REAL meat? What is the meat of meat?” And they were quiet, and they wouldn’t answer me. Every time I asked them, they would change the subject. And then, Jannie spoke out. And she went missing.
And I said, “Where is Jannie?” And they said, “she is not longer with the Vegan Community.”
And I said, “Why is she no longer with the community?”
And they said, “She told everyone that we eat meat on the weekends because our diet is insufficient. And so now she’s not with us.”
And I said, “Well I don’t want to eat meat either.”
And they said, “Well now that she’s not with us, you can try the meat that is the real meat, the meat of meat.”
And I said, “I don’t understand. I don’t want to eat meat.
And they held out a strangely shaped piece of meat that had a very unusual aroma about it. And scarred [scorched] on the piece of meat was a piece of Jannie’s sock. And that was when I decided that I had to speak out.
BTW, I loved Jannie very much–she was DELICIOUS!
Mr. Knudsen has been staining the Internet with his spam flavored puke for years. Before taking off his shoes, he let his mud-colored-rabid-yak-hillbilly-face-fur stream from the band wagon of Internet Information Marketing. He peddled a swarm of useless SEO traffic blaster “information products” & self-help. 
…and his horizons had all shifted.
, (PLAY SONG for max effect) especially when Valen locked himself outside of his apartment in the cold night rain whilst barefoot and had to pay a Locksmith almost $100 to get back in and when he got back inside he had to eat burnt rice because the stove was toasty and warm while he was cold and wet. BTW, Valen will also send you a special e-book of bloggery when you buy xero shoes. Just post a comment telling me what you bought. Through the magic of the Internet, I’ll send you a snappy e-book; it will change your life because everything that happens to you during the day changes your life. Life is that way.
