Secret Trick that Makes any Woman Horny (Guest Post)

 

GUEST POST by Guido La Brone (aka The Sausage Party)

 

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My name is Guido La Brone and I want to share a secret with you. I wasn’t always the player I am today. I stumbled across this trick at a night club. I was tired if getting turned down for steamy one night stands and my hand was really sore. In a flash, the answer came to me.

This trick is so easy anyone can do it. It doesn’t matter what you look like, skinny, fat, in shape, out of shape, but you do need some money or access to someone who likes guitars.

OK here’s the secret trick to making any woman instantly horny:

Dress real nice, put on some gold chains and classy  outfit, something with silk. And give her some trumpets, saxophones, or tubas. You got yourself one horny woman!

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1 thought on “Secret Trick that Makes any Woman Horny (Guest Post)”

  1. Thanks for the guest post, Guido. I normally only post barefoot related content, but I can see that share my cheesy sense of humor.

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