I was talking to a friend of mine who eats fast food, she told me about a sticker she saw at KFC drive-through. It was for “KFC Scholars”; some BS program that purports to help their employees pay for college or something like that. I HATE KFC and fast food in general; so, I couldn’t resist writing some stupid barefoot take-offs:
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- KFC Scholars: Fill your Mind with Fowl Thoughts.
- KFC Scholars: We teach you How to Pass Chicken.
- KFC Scholars: Learn to Hatch It Yourself! (Gotta say that one fast.)
- KFC Scholars: Let us pluck your brain.
- KFC Scholars: Surround yourself with chicks and cocks.
