Fruitarian 7 Day Challenge: Day 3

GOD I WISH YOUTUBE WOULD ALLOW ME TO CREATE MY OWN THUMBNAILS. THEY ALWAYS CHOOSE WEIRD FRAMES. At any rate, Fruitarians do experience elevated moods. Oh, yes speaking of bananas:
Here are 3 fascinating banana tricks

  1. Rub Inside Banana peel on teeth to whiten them. Results in a few days.
  2. Use the inside of the peel as a salve for insect stings.
  3. Place banana peel on floor to get rid of clowns.
Is Nature’s Yellow wrapper too difficult to open?

Hypermnesia is a heighten exact or vivid MEMORY. I totally misused that term!!!!! OOPS.

I said there were two drawbacks, but mentioned three. The last one wasn’t really a drawback, it was not eating enough bananas. But I still called it “the second one.”


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The 3 Worst Thanksgiving Dishes of all Time

Tomato Aspic

Worst Thanksgiving Food Tomato Aspic

Nothing I have eaten or heard of being eaten prepared me for the arrival of this gelatinous profanity. It looks like an egg casing to some endoparasitoid extraterrestrial species and tastes like what I imagine a baby’s heart would taste like if it were drenched in  lemon jello. This recipe must have been created by a hive of starving vampires. But according to legend, it was really just bad LSD kicking through Betty Crocker’s 1970s brain.
One spoonful will haunt you for the rest of your life: a magnificent culinary disaster for the human tongue.

Sweet potatoes with marshmallows

Second Worst Thanksgiving Dish Sweet Potato Marshmellow

The food of choice for the family’s the socio-path. Anyone who is willing to eat something that looks like it was rejected by someone else’s stomach deserves the lip burns from the white molten marshmallows. 

Turkey Cake

Third Worst Thanksgiving Food Turkey Cake

Topped with marshmallows, stuffed with meat, frosted with potatoes, you can have your cake and freak it too. I think a secret government agency created the turkey cake.  Who else would want to disguise dinner as dessert?  It’s probably full of nano robots. One bite fully installs a big brother surveillance system.

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