5 Screwy Captions for the New Yorker

  1. The scene at most bars when DC Comics publishes it’s quarterly report.
  2. Arch villain Admiral Alchoholo strikes again.
  3. Bartender, these shots were supposed to make ME feel INVINCIBLE.
  4. You must be the new guy.
  5. Excuse me sir, but has anyone told you that it is very impolite to wear a hat indoors?

 

 

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5 & 1/2 Captions the New Yorker Won’t Use

Captions for the New Yorker Caption contest that I wrote in bare-feet.  Run bare, write bare.

  1. How every traveler appears to airport security.
  2. “No Arms, No Fowl.”
  3. Harold took precautions; he was, after all, a wildly successful tax auditor.
  4. Antique firearms+Craig’s List=Selma’s Mortgage Payment.
  5. It was a recurring nightmare for the Amish pastor.
    & 1/2 Harold was NOT a barefoot runner. The only thing Harold wanted to bear was arms.
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